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Domyślnie [Zabawa] Opisz swojego penisa używając tytułów filmowych

heh, znalazłem taki temat na innej stronie i nawet mnie rozbawiło

Dla kobiet wersja dla cipki ;p

Oto próbki:

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Ja: Apocalipto ;p
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"Bruce wszechmogący " lub "Godziny szczytu" czyli " I nie ma mocni" ( "Przekręt doskonały")
P.S. Ale jak poważnie i jeden tytuł,to "Próba sił"
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Dosyć zabawne :D no to u mnie "Znowu w akcji" albo też "Hitman" a jeśli jeden tak jak w przypadku Crassa to "Coś" ("The Thing").
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Las Vegas Parano/ Kingsize/ The thing.
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zielona mila albo o jeden most za daleko :D
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Ciekawy temat ;p. A więc : "Full metal jacket", "Conan niszczyciel", "Blade: wieczny łowca", "2012", "Wejście smoka"
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A jeśli jeden to zostawiam "Siedmiu samurajów"

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